{"product_id":"god-created-golf-courses-90s-tee","title":"90S GOD CREATED GOLF COURSES T-SHIRT","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"flex\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex flex-col grow max-w-full\"\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTag - 50\/50\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSize - L\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePit to pit - 22\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLength - 26\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFlaws - items are vintage and therefore second hand and so signs of wear will be pictured - fading and marks as seen\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWhy we like it - greatest sport ever, even God says so. Joke underneath...\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eJesus, Moses and an old man are playing a round of golf and step up to a par 3.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eJesus is up first. He drives the ball short, into the water trap in front of the green. So Jesus, being Jesus, walks on the water, chips the ball onto the green and putts for par.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cslot class=\"pdp-flair-slot\" name=\"post-flair\"\u003e\u003c\/slot\u003e\u003cslot name=\"mod-content-state-indicators\"\u003e\u003c\/slot\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cslot name=\"thumbnail\"\u003e\u003c\/slot\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cslot name=\"post-media-container\" class=\"xs:pt-md\"\u003e\u003c\/slot\u003e\u003cslot name=\"text-body\"\u003e\u003c\/slot\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-neutral-content\" slot=\"text-body\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-xs px-md xs:px-0 overflow-hidden\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"t3_pcblj5-post-rtjson-content\" class=\"md max-h-[253px] overflow-hidden s:max-h-[318px] m:max-h-[337px] l:max-h-[352px] xl:max-h-[452px] text-14-scalable pb-2xs [--emote-size:20px]\" dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMoses is next. He drives the ball into the same water trap. So Moses, being Moses, parts the water, chips the ball onto the green, and putts for par.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe old man is up. He drives the ball and it's heading for the water trap. Before the ball lands in the water, a fish jumps out and catches the ball in its mouth. Before the fish lands back in the water, a bird swoops down, snags the fish, and begins to fly away. As it's circling over the green, a bolt of lighting strikes the bird, causing it to drop the fish onto the green. The ball pops out of the fish's mouth, and rolls into the hole for a hole-in-one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eJesus turns to the old man and says, \"Dad, if you don't stop fooling around we're not gonna bring you next time.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cslot name=\"text-body\"\u003e\u003cslot name=\"text-body\"\u003e\u003c\/slot\u003e\u003c\/slot\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"NinetyNine","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":58088925888894,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0357\/5706\/4251\/files\/IMG_67442.heic?v=1790247607","url":"https:\/\/ninetynine.store\/products\/god-created-golf-courses-90s-tee","provider":"NinetyNine","version":"1.0","type":"link"}